Origin Story
Born on a mountain plateau with suspiciously good Wi-Fi, the Cyberpunk Alpaca discovered the internet at age two when it accidentally sat on a router. The resulting data burst awakened something in its woolly cortex that no amount of pastoral scenery could soothe.
By age four it had learned to solder. By age six it was running its own CDN out of a repurposed barn. Today it operates across seventeen time zones under three distinct personas, all of them stylish.